the best place to make this announcement but I am here and I am making it.
At no time during any Aaron Traffas Band shows should anyone be self piercing their bodies or helping their friends with piercings. We have had several reports of this type of activity going on in the bathrooms and between tables at recent shows. This is not only disgusting but also against public health codes which govern the various places we play. Body piercing will not be tolerated and any violators will be asked to leave the premises immediately. If you would like to pierce yourself, you need to do that at home, in your kitchen, in front of your mother. Thanks for your immediate cooperation on this matter.
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