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10 X Hotter

A few of the highlights from Saturday are trickling back into my mind. Chiefly, the three females that informed me that I am ten times more attractive since I play an instrument. Thanks again for that. Now I see why Aaron does this all the time…And to answer their question "are females hotter when they are playing an instrument?" Yes. 50 times hotter. At least. If you ever have any doubt, watch Cherilyn DiMond of The Meat Purveyors (Auntie Mae’s this Saturday) play stand up bass. Her abuse of that instrument wakes me up nights…